My Menopause Blog: Obit For My Period
Sue Richards’ reproductive cycle (Period).
Born June 1972, Mulmur Mono Public School playground.
Passed away sometime in 2007, Guelph Ontario in its 35th year.
Cause of death: menopause.

Sue’s reproductive cycle was her sometime beloved and occasionally scorned monthly reminder of womanhood. Survived by Sue, Sue’s Period remained gleefully childfree and will be remembered for its punctuality, reliability and relative gentle nature. Fondly regarded by lovers that welcomed its monthly visit yet often cursed for it’s uncanny timing.

A funeral service will not be held. Instead a private ceremony will take place to mark the passing of time. A tree may or may not be planted. Donations can be made to Save the Period Fund or The Cougar Foundation.

Flowers are and always will be welcome.

Sue Richards

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One Response to “My Menopause Blog: Obit For My Period”

  1. Lynn Says:

    The Cougar Fund! Ha!
    You, my dear, are precious and hilarious…

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